Hìii Không Đọc Phí 1 Đời ***

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    Bài gửi by outlander on Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:16 pm



    Hìii Không Đọc Phí 1 Đời








     

    saa năm nay 6 tuổi học trường tiểu học lớp 5. Học được một tuần thì bé saa không chịu làm bài vở nữa.
        Cô bèn hỏi nguyên nhân tại sao thì bé , ngồi cạnh bé saa ,
        trả lời rằng do chương trình học quá thấp so với trình độ của saa.  

     

    Mấy hôm sau, bé saa xin cô cho lên học bậc trung học. Cô dẫn bé saa lên văn phòng ông hiệu trưởng,
        trình bày đầu đuôi câu chuyện. Ông hiệu trưởng bán tín bán nghi, bàn với cô là ông sẽ hỏi bé saa
        một số câu hỏi về khoa học còn cô sẽ hỏi saa về kiến thức tổng quát,
        nếu bé saa trả lời đúng ông sẽ cho bé nhảy lớp. Ông hiệu trưởng và cô bắt đầu hỏi saa
        - Hiệu trưởng: 25 lần 25 là bao nhiêu?
        - Bé saa: Dạ là 625
        - Hiệu trưởng: Công thức tính diện tích vòng tròn?
        - Bé saa: Dạ là bình phương bán kính nhân Pi
        - Hiệu trưởng: Nước bốc thành hơi khi nào?
        - Bé saa: Dạ khi nước sôi ở 100 độ C    

    - o O o -

       Sau 1 tiếng "tra tấn", câu nào bé saa cũng đáp đúng hết,
        ông hiệu trưởng rất hài lòng về kiến thức khoa học của bé
        và giao cho cô hỏi về kiến thức tổng quát:
        - Cô: Con gì càng lớn càng nhỏ?
        Ông hiệu trưởng hết hồn
        nhưng bé saa trả lời ngay: "Dạ là con cua nó có càng lớn và càng nhỏ".
        - Cô: Cái gì trong quần em có mà cô không có?
        Ông hiệu trưởng xanh cả mặt.
        - Bé saa: Dạ là 2 cái túi quần
        - Cô: Ở nơi đâu lông của đàn bà quăn nhiều nhất?
        Ông hiệu trưởng run lên.
        - Bé saa: Dạ ở Phi Châu
        - Cô: Cái gì cô có ở giữa 2 chân của cô?
        Ông hiệu trưởng chết điếng người.
        - Bé saa: Dạ là cái đầu gối
        - Cô: Cái gì trong người của cô lúc nào cũng ẩm ướt?
        Ông hiệu trưởng hóc mồm ra.
        - Bé saa: Dạ là cái lưỡi
        - Cô: Cái gì của cô còn nhỏ khi cô chưa có chồng và rộng lớn ra khi cô lập gia đình?
        Ông hiệu trưởng ra dấu không cho bé saa trả lời nhưng bé saa đáp ngay: "Dạ, là cái giường ngủ a".
        - Cô: Cái gì mềm mềm nhưng khi vào tay cô một hồi thì cứng ra?
        Ông hiệu trưởng không dám nhìn cô
        - Bé saa: Dạ là dầu sơn móng tay
        - Cô: Cái gì dài dài như trái chuối, cô cầm một lúc nó chảy nước ra?
        Ông hiệu trưởng gần xỉu.
        - Bé saa: Dạ là cây kem ạ
        Ông hiệu trưởng đổ mồ hôi hột ra dấu bảo cô đừng hỏi nữa và nói với bé saa:
        Thày cho con lên thẳng đại học bởi vì con là thần đồng.
        Nãy giờ thày không trả lời đúng 1 câu nào hết !!  



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    default KHUNG VIẾT TRUYỆN QUỲNH DAO

    Bài gửi by outlander on Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:09 am

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    KHUNG VIẾT TRUYỆN QUỲNH DAO
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    [font=Verdana][color=#0000ff][size=24] Hải Âu Phi Xứ [/size][/color][/font]

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    KHUNG ĐẸP

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    CHỮ ẨN HIỆN
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    HINH CHIM BO CAU DONG

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    KHUÔNG HÌNH POST PHIM

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    KHUNG CÓ 4 VIỀN

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